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A turkey colonel in dark glasses leads a hen through a perfect tango, then asks for the yams.

A gloomy goth turkey goes off-script at the Thanksgiving pageant, torch in wing, while the stage burns behind her.

The boss turkey strokes his cat and makes the pies an offer they can't refuse.

The family road trip to Grandma's, with the turkey strapped to the roof of the wood-panelled station wagon.

Three hard-looking turkeys in bandanas and gold chains, standing tough in front of a giant pumpkin pie.

Two stranded turkeys share a motel bed on the long trip home for Thanksgiving, and one of them is a cuddler.

A masked sweet potato wheeled in on a dolly while the turkeys keep their distance. It would like to have an old friend for dinner.

A barefoot turkey in a torn tank top crawls through the air vents to save the pies. Yippee-ki-yay, pumpkin.

Turkeys are just dinosaurs that got invited to dinner. A giant prehistoric turkey towers over the holiday table.

Three turkeys wake up in a wrecked dining room the morning after, with a pie in the fridge and no memory of dessert.

When a giant sweet potato casserole attacks Thanksgiving, who you gonna call? Turkeys with gravy packs.

A smouldering turkey, a loosened tie and every shade of gravy from pale to dark. Things are about to get saucy.